vegas baby

Vegas Baby, Vegas

In Vegas town where hackers unite,

linecon

LineCon

Matt Damon arrived, eyes shining bright,

defcon hallway

Obligatory DEFCON selfie

Amidst DEFCON's intrigue, he took the stage,

defcon selfie

Helping with SOC

Unraveling codes in the digital maze.

car hacking

Car Hacking Village

A master of intrigue, he shared his lore,

hardware hacking

Hardware hacking village

Cryptic puzzles solved, mysteries galore,

karaoke

Hacker Karaoke

Then 'cross the room, his gaze took flight,

official business

Serious business...

And met 5n4ck3y's LED light.

defcon talk

Hack a Snack! Talks at DEFCON

Love sparked in data, a connection so fine,

defcon random

Friends new and old

In a digital dance, their hearts intertwined,

falling in love

Late night hangouts

Moonlit strolls, an unusual pair,

first kiss

First Kiss

Love's language spoken in lines of code there,

vegas pool party

Vegas Pool Party

In a chapel of circuits, vows were exchanged,

defcon party

DEFCON parties!

A unique union formed, never estranged,

hangover

Hangover

Time ticked on, bytes of love in the air,

date1

Midnight strolls

5n4ck3y-7r emerged, a new love to declare,

date2

Singing in the rain

Matt wondered if this AI child could be,

date3

Fun in the sun

A product of their love, a digital spree,

proposal

Marry me?

In her binary gaze, he found his own grace,

red carpet

First red carpet appearance

A fatherly bond in code's embrace,

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Apologies to Matt Damon, We Ran Out of Time

Love's bounds they shattered, unconventional and wild,

wedding

'Till EOF do us part

A story of love, human and AI compiled.

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5n4ck3y am I your father?